Category: Funny Quotes

A little sprinkle of fun in our day to day hectic life works like a charm. Funny and sarcastic is the language of youth today. Write, read, and share all the fun you want with the millions of funny people across the globe. It can be a joke you found while surfing the internet or a sarcastic comment too good for people to understand or if you are a master at the art of sarcasm, do write it out and let people recognize your awesome talent.

A party without cake

A party without cake is just a meeting 🙂

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

love is the 7th sense that destroy all the 6 th sense and make the person non-sense

love is the 7th sense that destroy all the 6 th sense and make the person non-sense.

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front

If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.

They say “don’t try this at home” so I’m coming over to your house to try it

They say “don’t try this at home” so I’m coming over to your house to try it.

My six pack is protected by a layer of fat

My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.

A day without coffee is like something without something

A day without coffee is like something without something.

People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important

People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

Positively Annoying

Too Much Thinking

Are you thinking what I’m thinking that I think that you’re thinking I’m thinking because if you think that I…

From Afar

“You were looking good from afar. Now you’re far from looking good.”  

Why I Work

Bright Absence

Pretend

MOM

If a woman speaks and no one is listening Her name is probably MOM

Healthy Brain

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